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From today's Rush & Molloy column, on Lindsay Lohan's oft-discussed cleavage: "I'm 17!" she moaned. "I would never get [breast implants]. I just wear fantastic Victoria's Secret bras. It's kind of funny. I guess if [the tabloids] are going to bring attention to me, might as well bring it to my boobs."

While we are glad that Miss Lohan has acquiesced to embrace tabloid coverage of her chest region, Defamer takes exception to two of her assertions.

Re: "I'm 17!" Technically true, but she is very nearly 18. She smokes and hangs out with Paris Hilton, both very adult activities.

Re: "I just wear fantastic Victoria's Secret bras." Um, honey? You don't wear bras. (Links NSFW.)

Bonus commentary on Rush & Molloy item: On O.C. stars Adam Brody's and Rachel Bilson's off-screen romance: "Asked if they were ready to confirm they were a couple, the smoochy pair chirped in unison, 'No comment.'" Someone very close to Defamer has seen them sucking face in LA, on more than one occasion. But keep playing it coy, kids!