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George Lucas is out of control. Not merely satisfied to digitally violate the original Star Wars trilogy into his up-to-the-minute, inferior vision by jamming in extra characters and effects wherever his evil computers allow, Lucas is spiffing up his first film, the little-seen THX 1138, for a "director's cut" showing at New York's Guggenheim museum in September. Is he really this bored? Georgie, why don't you save your processor cycles for making Harrison Ford looking less than 80 years old by the time you finally get around to making Indiana Jones 4? While you're at it, maybe you can digitally erase that whole Calista Flockhart thing.