Michael Moore Receives Mandate To Get Even Louder
It should surprise no one that Michael Moore's controversial anti-Bush documentary Fahrenheit 9/11 was awarded the Palm d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival, the event's top prize. After all, "The Documentary That Michael Eisner Doesn't Want You To See" received the longest ovation in the history of people sufficiently evolved to stand erect and bang their extremities together. "You will ensure that the American people will see this movie," Moore said, thanking the jury for recognizing the film.. Yes, props to the jury for ensuring that at the Oscars, Moore will either claim responsibility for John Kerry's election or take a dump on the podium to thank America for four more years of Bush.
