Saddam Hussein: editorial director

Flak Magazine uncovers a "secret memo" from "editorial director" and partial owner of Hachette Filipacci, Saddam Hussein, to CEO Jack Kliger: "First of all, I wanted to apologize for all the fuss about titles (editorial consultant, creative director, father-leader... really, it's all the same to me, as long as the staff knows I'm not just here to chat on the phone and read gawker.com all day). I'm happy with editorial director (like Truman at Conde Nast) if it works for you."
The last hope for peace? [FlakMag]