· "I spotted Lockhart Steele dancing to 50 cent out of the top of a white stretch limo revving around lower manhattan at 4.30 this morning."
· "Meryl Streep at the Angelika, Friday for the 7:30 showing of A Mighty Wind, with husband and another couple."
· "Connie Chung, today at 4:30, at Columbus and 72nd, walking west under her very own CBS News umbrella. Why? (a) She wants to be noticed. (b) She wants to forget CNN. (c) She's wearing it *ironically*."

· "I saw a baseball cap-clad Calista Flockhart walking hand in hand with her son, Liam (sans Harrison) in Chelsea. She actually looked healthy and not as scary as I had imagined she would be (but that may have been the old Ally McBeal reruns rearing their ugly heads)."
· "i think i saw brenda from 'six feet under' last night on smith street in brooklyn."
· "I saw that Spiderman kid Tobey McGuire walking around Nolita last night with some kind of weird exotic pet. It kind of resembled a baby kangaroo. He was wearing a cowboy hat and he singing "Flagpole Sitta" rather loudly. I went up to ask him for an autograph and he said "No habla Espanol." He's kind of short too and has some ugly little pimples on his chin."
· "Went to Nobu and was seated in the back next to Britney Spears (whose hair did, indeed, look as terrible as everyone says) and her friend (not sure who it was, but it could have been a bodyguard-though I hesitate to say as much simply because he was big and black). They left soon after we arrived, so no eavesdropping, alas. On the way out saw Jay-Z dining at the front-most booth with this actor/producer guy whose name I can't place and his son. No Beyonce."
· "moby, 10:56a.m. (just now). deli on spring and lafayette. bought new york mag, the economist, and spin. looked sorta paranoid, but probably because i was staring to make sure it was him and not one of the hundreds of other slight, bespectacled, bald guys around i always mistake for moby. cross tattoo on neck clinched it."
· "Michael Bloomberg, 11 AM, [Friday] near the MSG/Penn Station/awful suburban industrial park like area (32 &7th Ave). I was outside smoking ironically enough. He was with two very clean cut looking bodyguard types, and smiling (improbably)"
· "liv tyler at the evan dando gig at joe's pub"
· "I went to the Cirque du Soleil premiere last night at Randalls Island. It was as if a celebrity bomb was dropped. Here we go, Moby, Isabella Rosellini, that Steven whatshisname that does the fashion segments on the Today show, we actually chatted for a few minutes he didn't want the paparazzi to take his picture because "his hair wasn't big enough", Donald Trump, Bridget Hall, Tara Reid, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Naomi Cambell, Stephanie Seymour, Chloe Sevigny, Danny Aiello, Annabella Sciarra, Deborah Harry... that's all I can remember. It was off the hook."
· "I saw the lady who played Barney Miller's wife on Barney Miller on Lafayette Street by the Joseph Papp theater. She was with two middle aged guys. She looked remarkably well preserved, but then again she's one of those people who's always looked around 50."
· "Isabella Rossellini in front of Century building on Central Park West waiting for the doorman to get her a cab at 5:45 pm on 4/24."
· " 4/24 at 6:30 pm on Broadway between 66th & 67th St...Kathleen Turner limping & not looking too great...enough said...let's be nice..."Body Heat" was a very long time ago."