Excite's Patrick Holland makes good on an earlier promise: if Ashton Kutcher's upcoming film My Boss' Daughter grosses $40 million or more in a month, he'll eat nothing but baked beans for a month. The rules are in place:

"Rule #2 - No condiment shall accompany the baked beans, save CATSUP. I'm still not quite sure what the difference is between catsup and ketchup, only that catsup doesn't taste as good and might possibly cause SARS.
Penalty: For any other condiment that I consume - and yes, that includes marshmallow fluff - I must Tivo an episode of "That 70s Show" and watch it every night for a week. The mute button may NOT be used at any time."

We wish Mr. Holland best of luck... but we don't think he'll need it. That turkey's a turkey.
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