Some of you are total Nosey Parkers, and would like to know more about what's going on with the lovely editors here at Gawker. (We're glad you care!) Here's the answer: Choire is a writer for Gawker Media, and has worked this summer as the editor of Gawker Media's forthcoming online pornography review, Fleshbot. He is now permanently attached to Gawker because five hours of porn a day was hurting his tender, innocent eyes (he grew up Amish). Furthermore, he was bitterly jealous of all the attention Elizabeth has gotten at Gawker from publishers, editors, agents, and underwear models.

In addition to the forthcoming titles such as Fleshbot, Gawker Media recently celebrated the one-year anniversary of Gizmodo, the popular daily gadget and technology review. Please drop us an email with any further questions. Now, back to doing what we here at Gawker love most: sticking our naughty fingers deep into the filthy dirty pies of New York's media empires.