Kill Bill — Please!
Maybe you should save your "eight dollars" tonight:
"Miramax's boss bought a bloated, simplistic, cartoonishly violent film running way over three hours, and he had a masterful idea: Split "Kill Bill" in half, releasing Volume One today and Volume Two in February. Audiences could be milked of $16 instead of $8, assuming P.T. Barnum's dictum about suckers holds true. And Quentin Tarantino, the U.S. filmmaker with the lowest ratio of talent to public attention, would draw extra press for this unorthodox distribution."
Heh. Eight dollars. That's cute.
Could someone kill 'Bill' before Volume 2 arrives? [Kansas.com]