The New York State Supreme Court complaint filed by David Gest against his ex-wife Liza Minnelli is up at The Smoking Gun. It's incredible. Gest is looking for $10 million in exchange for the nasty series of beatings and degradations he allegedly received at the hands (and lamps) of the Godzilla of failed cabaret singers.

As we speak, executives at Lifetime, We, and Oxygen are speed-dialing Liza's people for the exclusive. We hope Cybill Shepherd will star as Liza in the movie; after Martha, Inc., what can't Cybill do?
Liza Abuse [TSG]