The Matrix of Crapitude
In short: The Matrix 3 is actually worse than The Godfather 3.
Blogger Bunsen has a fortune cookie for the Wachowski Brothers: "You are about to come into unexpected wealth but suffer a 46 percent dropoff in the second weekend."
That's a damn charitable prediction. I'd go with a 46% dropoff by Saturday. And even though I read the gossip columns every day, I wasn't aware that Keanu Reeves had died during filming. The CGI Keanu is impressive in some ways, but it certainly lacks the life-like attributes of, say, speech and thought.
Today's Lucky Numbers: The One, The One, The One [Bunsen]