Oh God. There's more.

Like Steven Spielberg, Paris Hilton doesn't know when to quit making movies.

Jen Chung at Gothamist has an excellent point: how come we non-celebutantes know enough to destroy the porn tapes when we break up with someone but Paris doesn't? That's the first thing I do every time I dump someone — abscond with our dirty filthy home-made porn.

I can't be forced to watch more ParisPorn. Please let this just be a nightmare?
Multiple Paris Hilton Sex Tapes [Gothamist]