Antigesit writes an open letter to Prince Charles:

"With all respect Sir, no one likes you. No one ever has. You are the saddest excuse for a prince the world has ever known. You are odd, cold, you don't photograph well, and you're boring. As a matter of fact none of your accomplishments, from your military service to your diplomatic efforts, have ever endeared you to your people. I bet even your Mum likes Andrew better. And with good reason. He's got pizzaz, a wry smile, he's dated porn stars. But you? It seems like you can't make a favorable impression on anybody, your life thus-far has been a senseless conundrum...unless you're gay."
Open letter to Prince Charles [Antigeist]