Oh, how boring. Bill Clinton isn't, as was widely reported the newest global supermodel. D.C.'s Swamp City writes: "It looks like Bill Clinton spokesperson rumors were false. He won't be hawking suits for a Chinese menswear outlet. Also, he did not star in ads for a Chinese alcoholic rice drink. President Clinton was in China to talk about his work against 'AIDS.'

"Well that's no fun. I thought President Clinton was gonna be a whole new kind of FPOTUS, breaking out of the box and whatnot. But no, he's just going to work to 'end disease' and establish 'world peace.' Blah blah blah. That's what Jimmy Carter's for."
Spokesperson Rumors False [Swamp City]