Please let this Craigslisting be for an episode of Hipster Candid Camera:

"I am a Consultant working on behalf of a large Japanese company, doing research on the Metrosexuals of New York City. You will be able to tell the most senior executives of this company exactly what you think of it."

Or, better! A Japanese TV game show, where they'll take anyone crazy enough to answer this ad and force them to live locked in a room for a year, subsisting entirely on food and products they win in magazine contests. Oh, how we'll laugh at them.
Are you a Metrosexual? Will pay $50 for a one hour interview with you [Craigslist]