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Yes, as alluded to by one of today's stalkers, Gwyneth Paltrow is like totally pregnant. I'm very pleased that Ms. Paltrow has mastered the expensive and arduous process of procreation. And just in time! This green planet is so empty, we must repopulate it.

Ah, but for the photographs of her parturient parts! I hear she has hired a team of 7 men, very short. They are just tall enough to block any photographs of her abundant abdomen, but not so tall as to obscure her vision as she wafts about Manhattan. It's a very subtle effect, sure to go unnoticed.
Paltrow and Martin to have baby [Telegraph]