Margaret Cho gets down on the serious business of last night's Michael Jackson interview on 60 Minutes:

Michael Jackson was shocking only in the fact that he is always shocking. It is becoming boring how shocking he is. He wore a matte Crushed Raspberry Estee Lauder Long Wearing Moisturizing Lip Rouge, which he usually wears, ever perfectly applied with a brush, not a pencil mind you, because everyone knows that when you line your lips it ages you (see Kim Mathers - who is beautiful and I am not disrespecting her, she just is the most liplined public figure I can come up with), and Pale Ivory Buff Light Diffusing Concealer, also by Lauder, as foundation, coverup and powder all in one. He used a liquid eyeliner, which I couldn't clearly identify, some type of eyebrow stencil, which Mac had discontinued many years ago, so I am imagining that he had stocked up on it when he was informed they were doing a close out. I wonder who his makeup artist is.

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