Most New Yorkers only hit the Astor Place K-Mart when we're A) really drunk, B) NYU students, or C) drunk NYU students, so undoubtedly the life of the Manhattan K-Employee isn't that pleasant. Shaun, a K-Mart worker, hates you for shopping:

Don't Bitch About Martha Stewart to Me: Yes, I am aware that Martha Stewart has a line of shit at K-Mart. Yes, I know she was involved in a stock scandal. Yes, I know she is an uber-bitch and quite possibly a Nazi. However, I don't need to hear some yokel dipshit telling me about her and all of her problems. First of all, I don't give a shit about her, I make my 7 bucks an hour no matter what. Secondly, most of these people have no idea about the real intricacies of the case, though you seem to think you do. Thirdly, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!! Oh wait, I said that already... oh well.

Happy Holidays... Unless You Are a K-Mart Shopper [Goldy's Mom, via New Yorkish]