Evidently there's another publication called The New York Post that publishes on another strangely similar island, also called "Manhattan."

This mythical newspaper from this magical place (where clearly Sex and the City is only in its second season) reports on a woman named Ashley Lathrop. Ashley quit her advertising job to move to D.C. with her husband, a financial consultant. At 29, she feels like she's starting late on her program to have four to seven kids. Ashley, we are told, represents a shockingly enormous backlash of privileged professional women who are paid well, but are prepared to walk off the job, get married, have baby after baby, and stoke the homefires in skimpy lingerie, all while staying pretty and stress-free.

So if you happen to accidentally cross over into this magical Manhattan — I think there's a portal at 57th and Park — make sure you bump their nonfat frozen yogurt out of their manicured hands and into their double-wide baby carriages.
The Wedding Planners [NY Post]