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Miramax head Harvey Weinstein is showing his true octopus nature — he's got his tentacles in everything. According to Jacob Bernstein, if you're writing about Harvey, he'll come at you with a book deal on another topic. Or, more likely, a lawyer. Or even better, a mole, who'll pose as a source, take "copious notes" on your book about Harvey, and take them straight back to Jabba in the Miramax lair.

Best of all, Harvey's been blaming his erratic behavior on diabetes. Evidently high blood sugar makes you a petty aggressive tyrant now. Cool! Well, I just had a day-old Magnolia Bakery cupcake for breakfast — maybe I'll go out and rough up some reporters!
But His Moves Are Terrific [WWD]