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I love it when people send me jokes — jokes, I should add, that surely have no basis in reality, even if they do match up perfectly with recent Page Six blind items. Take this joke I was emailed last night: "Why did Cynthia Nixon leave the father of her two children for a woman?"

Hmm, that's a hard one. Possible answers: To get to the other side? To find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of it? Because she sensibly figured if you could put one man on the moon, why not put all of them there? Crap, I dunno, I give up!