When the Janet Jackson book gets written — and you know someone is pitching someone something right now — at least the index is already completed. Banterist's Brian Sack itemizes:

Explaining to children:
— Justin is mean, 312
— the lady needed to release some hot air, 312-313
— the lady had a bad daddy make her crazy, 312, 314

Phrases coined:
— Boobiegate, 279
— Nipplegate, 279
— superbowls, 278, 279
— Titskrieg, 280

Stock market reaction
— dow jones rising, 308-309
— nasdaq falling, 309

Ways of rationalizing:
— Allah's will, 298
— desperate for publicity, 299-301
— child molester s sister wants spotlight, 299
— choreographer s joke gone awry, 301
— Justin Timberlake horny, 300
Nipplegate: The Index [Banterist]