I'm sure you'll enjoy this little bit of what just sleazed its way into our office: Paris Hilton's book proposal. Reportedly, the book, written with Merle Ginsberg, has actually been sold to Trish Todd at Touchstone/Fireside. We'd love to serialize the whole 13-page proposal — you know, just like Dave Eggers did at Salon!

Chapter 8: My Best Accessories. (Pictures of Paris with her various boyfriends of the last few years — Jason Shaw, Derryck Wibley of Sum 41, Nick Carter, of the Backstreet Boys, and with just guy friends — many of which have been rumored to be paramours.

Paris Hilton may be an heiress — and she has had a lot handed to her on not just a silver platter, but a platinum one. HOWEVER — the one place she's had to apply herself, like every girl, is to learning about and analyzing the male of the species. She may not know rocket science — but she knows the science of love like few women her age. Her advice to getting — and keeping — boyfriends is actually rather sage.

WHAT KINDA GUYS PARIS LIKES: "I like guys who are hot and funny and sweet and loyal and honest, and don't lie or cheat on you — mostly someone who will make me laugh cause I love to laugh. My friends keep telling me I don't have one type of guy, I have had so many types of boyfriends. I like all kinds of guys, they just have to be hot!!! Since all smart women know that men are just really desserts — not the main course — why have only one — when you can have many?"