The Tinkerbell Diaries
If only Paris Hilton's long-suffering dog could keep a diary:
Feb.19.04 | 11:46
Say, want to know how my morning went? Well, I'll tell you : I just spent 20 minutes, (that's an hour and a half in dog minutes), watching Lady Einstein here try to stuff a $100 bill into a vending machine.
"You don't know that I don't want that much soda!" she actually yelled at it, before calling it "a complete retread." I think she meant "retard", but who the Christ knows.
She's in the other room sulking and drinking from the tap. I spent the rest of the morning trying to lick a power socket.
