Now that tabloid queen Bonnie Fuller is permanently cast as the Wicked Witch of the Westside, Us Weekly's Janice Min is being forced into the role of her opposite. Could someone write a Broadway musical about this? Janice in a white gown and pointy little shoes, Bonnie with warts and a broom? They could have a kung-fu movie fight scene where they pummel each other with glossy magazines. In today's Times: a profile of Janice where she successfully manages to say absolutely nothing. I suppose the point is that her staff doesn't blow snot into her food.
Celebrity Weekly Shocker: Editor Is No Diva! [NYT]