Page Six said: WHICH Broadway hunk lost his chance at being the next James Bond because of rumors he's gay? The movie's producers found out he was a little too close to his male assistant, and were worried about the secret getting out and weakening the Bond machismo...
You said: "Hugh Jackman, this one's easy; he's starring as a gay playboy in "Boy from Oz" and he's the only one hot enough right now to be considered for James Bond... no, John Stamos in "Nine" doesn't count..."

Page Six said: WHICH hard-partying "celebrity deejay" was recently bounced from L'Ermitage hotel and the Hyatt in L.A. while frittering away his share of the family fortune on drugs and booze?
You said: "How about Cameron Douglas, Michael's 23-year-old son— maybe he's in need of a little attention?"

Page Six said: WHICH former supermodel and her hubby are on the rocks? His constant philandering with sexy young women in bars has finally come to a head, and she is said to be shutting off the tap on their marriage . .
You (tersely) said: "Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber?"
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