I'm afraid one of our readers has been pushed way over the communist edge by the upcoming Oscar spectacle. This reader goes so far as to suggest that the ridiculously wealthy actrons of Hollywood give away the tens of thousands of dollars worth of free shit they get on Oscar night. Crazy! She writes:

I just have to say something about those damn goody bags that we can't stop hearing about - you know, the thousands of dollars in gifts that even skanky no-talent stars are jumping up and down and clapping about, totally publicly, yet. Has the collective conscience of Democratic Hollywood taken a night off for Oscar? Will SOMEONE challenge these overprivileged coatracks to, say, DONATE their prizes to those less fortunate, like maybe a fundraiser for a cure for cancer, juvenile diabetes — hey, whatever?