Okay, I'm sorry. One more Oscar thing. Kimya Dawson, from the Moldy Peaches, weighs in regarding one of the most important Oscar issues of all:

there is nothing like johnny depp's hot face all over the place to help keep my mind off feeling crummy. i know, i know. but c'mon...he is fucking beautiful. slam my head against the wall and call me princess, wink and walk away beautiful. yow. he shoulda won the oscar for the warm, sweet effect he has on my cold, bitter loins.

fashion police academy aka 21 jump me street [Kimya Dawson]
See also: Phonecam Red Carpet Shots [Buzznet]
Matt and Katie Go To The Oscars [Caustic Love Brigade] [both via Jim Treacher]