· Hey, really bad news, y'all: they're putting J. Lo on the TV for her own chat show. And she's bringing all her girls from the block with her. [NYP]
· Mel Gibson: Walking on water. Paris Hilton: Falling in water, in today's all-Paris Lloyd Grove special issue. [NYDN and NYDN]
· The run-down on the W magazine employee fashion closet theft haul: chick got away with $15,000 bucks worth of shoes. Good for her! A magazine can't wear shoes anyway. Why shouldn't she have stolen everything that wasn't hot-glued down? [NY Mag]