Horrible news: It Boy Fabian Basabe is working on a plan for global domination. This is a terribly, terribly, bad thing. Says The Daily:

His first project is a reality show, "Simple Life to the Social Life" (formerly titled "Faking It"), which airs on TLC in July. It s a reverse Simple Life , Basabe tells The Daily. "We took a girl from Nebraska and made her over to be a socialite." Fabian even rode a tractor for a scene and admits, "I had no idea what I was doing." He s also been approached by E!, MTV, and the folks at Paramount, who are casting an upcoming entertainment news show a la 'Entertainment Tonight.'

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