Paris Hilton issued a statement this weekend: "Stop paying attention to Courtney Love! I'm supposed to be this country's number one slag! Who does a girl have to suck to keep herself in the limelight?" But of course Courtney beats Paris in the Skanklympics anytime, because Courtney actually, like... does stuff. From the Kurt Loder interview:

She didn't seem to be drunk or high or anything, but she was, of course, very Courtney. "This is Lisa," she said, introducing one of her guitarists, Lisa Leveridge. "We used to be teenage prostitutes together." Lisa appeared to have heard this before, possibly many times.

Courtney Love: The Kurt Loder Interview [MTV News]
Paris Hilton Thrown From Horse, Hospitalized [AP]