Page Six said: "WHICH married superstar athlete just asked a stripper to change her 'professional' name and paid her $20,000 to keep quiet about their relationship?"
You said: "Well I just happen to remember reading that before spring training began, new Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez was paying regular visits to the VIP strip club on West 20th Street to enjoy lap dances from a certain Brazilian-born beauty." — Kill the Bird.
Page Six said: "WHICH Hollywood oil heir has at least two kinds of herpes? Pals of his starlet girlfriend, concerned with the canker sores on his mouth, don't know the half of it..."
You said: "I guess it's Marvin Davis' son, (whose name escapes me), but this seems so wrong..."
You also said: "I say maybe it's Brendan Davis, who is currently lip-sucking Mischa Barton."
But you also said: "Who is Balthazar Getty dating these days? He's always seemed Herpes-friendly to me."
Page Six said: "WHICH financier birthday boy miscalculated on his St. Patrick's Day party-planning? He thought his older, more prominent guests would be gone before his swishy pretty boys arrived. But several in the earlier crowd were late to leave and met up with them in the hallway."
You said: "My guess is Barry Diller...but this may be a little controversial to say." [Ed. Eh, could be, but this field is a mighty large one...]
You also said: "It's smiley financier Paul Beirne. I've been to his St. Patrick's Day birthday party on CPW several times—the gay one anyway. There were two parties, one for the A-list, one for the gay-list. As I remember, they were on different nights. I didn't realize he was mashing them now. But segregation was hardly a secret— the A-list isn't dumb enough to miss the wall of photographs of him and laughing gay-listers. Paul's discrete, not closeted. And it's so fucking typical of the always wrong and always homophobic Page Six to call his gay friends "swishy pretty boys." One, Paul isn't one for swish. Two, there might be a few "pretty boys," but most of his friends are 40- and 50-something rich fabulons like "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil" writer John Berendt, the owners of Kiss My Face Bob MacLeod and Steve Byckiewicz, the former VP of the Metropolitan Ashton Hawkins, and the rest of the donor list of the Empire State Pride Agenda. By the way, the party's always great. So's the apartment. Nice views, good art."
Just Asking [NYP]