· Janice Dickinson — America's first supermodel, if she does say so herself — freaks out the odious Ryan Seacrest on his own show with a lapdance and some dirty talk. Apparently he booted her during the commercial break. [NYP]
· Whitney Houston checks out of rehab after five days. According to the Daily News, she's outside of Atlanta. (According to DJ Wendy Williams, she's in a rented mansion in California with a big staff.) There was no comment from Whitney's spiritual adviser, Prince Asiel Ben Israel, AKA Prince Superfreaky. [NYDN]
· Us Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is spending secretive weekends at the Beverly Hills Hotel with Colin Farrell. Right, of course — because of all the privacy and lack of media scrutiny at the Hotel? [NYDN]
· The upcoming InnerCircle media-fest dinner will feature "Fox 5 anchor team John Roland and Rosanna Scotto - playing Federal Communications Chairman Michael Powell and Janet Jackson belting out 'The Breast Is Yet to Come.'" [NYDN]
· Carson Kressley, out and about and shopping for a quiet one-bedroom in Chelsea. [NYP]
· Apprentice contestants have all gone back to their sad daily lives until the live season finale on April 15 — except Omarosa, who circles the globe on her broom, threatening to run for political office and trigger the end times. [NYP]