Evidently Viacom doesn't want to have to find new geniuses to restaff VH1 in case we get bin Ladened: they're terrorist-proofing their staff this week! The corporate sweethearts are distributing little "go" bags to all employees. In the semi-likely event of a terrorist attack in Manhattan, staffers can grab their own personal silver-striped black messenger bag. Inside? A little facemask (useful probably only against daily subway germ warfare), a tiny bottle of water, and a flashlight/radio. Chic and anxiety-provoking!