Gawker Stalker: What's Yoanna Doing Now?
I swear we don't pay people to follow reality show winners around, we're not actually that shallow and gross, but, here's more of Yoanna's day:
While running errands in exciting downtown Hoboken (please note sarcasm), I saw a girl standing outside the Starbucks, looking rather tall and modelish. I noticed she was wearing an orange and white jacket and remembered reading about Yoanna earlier this morning wearing a similar coat (thank you Gawker Stalker!). I decided to go in for a closer look. As I approached, she turned around and greeted whomever she was there to meet, ssssssaid sssshe was very pleassssed to meet whoever is was in her cute extra ess-y way and I knew immediately it was indeed America's Next Top Model. What the hell she was doing in Hoboken, NJ, I'll never know, for she jumped into a shiny black car and drove away... sigh. I would also like to note that she of course looked stylish and lovely, much better than Camille who I saw near Grand Central Station last week, wearing army-green pants and a purple beret. Camille honey, didn't you learn anything from Miss Tyra? Tsk tsk.
So, if anyone knows where Yoanna didn't eat lunch or where she doesn't eat dinner, make sure you take notes for us. (And don't you people have camphones?)