Page Six said: "WHICH pint-size former sitcom star has such bad medical problems he's never been able to have sex? He explained to one associate he was 'a eunuch.'"
You said: "Awww dude — this is just wrong. But I think it's Gary Coleman — Emmanuel Lewis seems fine physically."
You also said: "Your reader's intuition was correct, gary is still a virgin for a number of reasons. i used to work with him and a more prissy prima donna social retard you will never find. busting a nut would probably do wonders, sadly."
Page Six said: "WHICH self-promoting dermatologist/author, whose last book dealt with zits, makes so much off his skin care products he can afford to keep a residence at a posh Midtown hotel? He loves to bring lovely young ladies there for late-night romps."
You said: "Nicholas Perricone — but is he well known? (I googled intensively as a way of avoiding actual work)."
You also said: "This is so easy — gotta be Nicholas Perricone."
Page six said: "WHICH society couple is on the rocks because the husband can no longer abide his wife's relentless spending and her absurd compulsion to attend every party? While she paints herself as a full-time mother, daddy often takes their daughter on playdates and appears at school functions because his wife won't miss a photo op..."
You said: [Ed. Note: All answers redacted because good God, these people are really annoying and they don't stop calling you if you print their names.]
Page Six said: "WHICH restaurant consultant is seeing less and less of his much-younger wife? They bought a place together on a tropical island, and she prefers to stay there surfing while he's back in the city working..."
You said: ???
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