· Liz Smith is concerned about celebraholism, the compulsive need for exposure to celebrities. But what about celebraphobia — the sudden need to vomit in the presence of really dreadful famous people? [NYP]
· Vincent Gallo fails to recognize woman with whom he had an affair: she produces photograph evidence. Who carries around pictures of the night you fucked Vincent Gallo? [NYP]
· Britney Spears: skankbot. [NYDN (3rd item) and [ToGawp]
· Vivica Fox wishes she were still with 50 Cent. Evidently she didn't get her chance to shoot him yet. [NYDN]