Fab 5 Frankie Gets Queerjacked
One of those nice little people who live upstate (you know, where the cheddar comes from) has a big beef with the Queer Eyes. Bravo bought picture rights to a mockup of Frank Benicase's "Fab 5" license plate for Queer Eye, paying the guy his asking price of a hundred bucks. But now that he's seen the Queers raking in the money, he wants some of our juicy big city cash diverted upstate. Worse — everyone thinks he's a 'mo on the road.
This is why everyone thinks the gays are so predatory — like gremlins, they're famous for stealing pictures of people's license plates and making money off them. Won't someone please do something about this outrage?
Plate lender casts queer eye on deal [Newsday]