· J.Lo's mom reportedly won $2.4 mil at an Atlantic City casino last weekend. To put it politely: that seems somehow unfair. [NYDN]
· Helpful roundup of celebrity couplings: is Ryan Seacrest secretly engaged? And if so, can we get him castrated before he spawns? [NYP]
· Slash nearly gets in a drunken bar brawl whilst trying to prove his identity to dubious nightlifers. He should write his name in his tighty-whities. Or get his own name tattooed on his ass. [VV]
· In a victory for romantics everywhere, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee may be tying the knot once more... the knot that holds up their famous "sex swing," we can hope. [NYDN]