Page Six said: "WHICH high-profile arts institution has a sticky problem? At least two private eyes are snooping for info about the mysterious CFO who has six aliases, several Social Security numbers and women on the side..."
You said: ???
Page Six said: "WHICH hot couple that openly enjoys threesomes is on the rocks? The actor hubby's wife pays more attention to the other hotties in their bed..."
You said: "I dunno, but John Stamos wants a divorce.
Page Six said: "WHICH elfin actor once had a taste for the boys? His first sexual experiences were with boarding school classmates - but his new girlfriend doesn't know..."
You said: "Aren't we over this yet? Page Six uses either 'elfin' or 'trilogy' to distinguish between which of these two stars they're gay-baiting."
Page Six said: "WHICH singer travels with an 'assistant' who is really his boyfriend? At a recent 'Saturday Night Live' taping, they were all over each other."
You said: "Recent male singers on SNL: Toots and the Maytals, N.E.R.D., Clay Aiken, and G-Unit with 50 Cent, Dave Matthews, Justin Timberlake. Heh. Which one of these things is not like the other?"
Just Asking... [NYP]