1. Do not be as confused as we were when we saw this headline: "US weekly jobless claims jump 30,000 to 360,000" has nothing to do with the actual Us Weekly.
2. David Beckham's "secret parts" to be revealed.
3. NYU's adjunct profs quite possibly to strike: incoming freshwomen Mary-Kate and Ashley to mediate.
4. Average cost of a Manhattan apartment: one million dollars. Suck it up or get out.
5. 10 worst album covers ever.