It's like a Larry Clark film out there at New York City's private schools these days. The rumors are that a 13-year-old Horace Mann 8th grader made a porn video for her boyfriend, who promptly put it on the internet. (Schmuck.) Now we hear that the girl's parents may be packing up and moving to Florida. (Have we learned nothing from Paris Hilton? Chill, people.)

Over at Spence, all the talk is that four girls may have been expelled for drug use, possibly on a class trip to D.C. (You'd get high too if they made you take that trip to dullsville, although we're hoping it wasn't the Model UN trip. Kofi Annan doesn't go for pills and booze!) One of the kids was reportedly the daughter of a famously fun and bitchy Jewish actress; another was a spawn of a business magnate. Who says the kids today don't know how to have fun? Good for them.