Because he's our favorite obsession of the last five minutes, and because we only get MORE obsessed if no one will comment about it, it's NYT film critic Elvis Mitchell time!

When last we saw Elvis, he was dejectedly leaving the NYT's office on Friday evening. Today, Anonymous Outsider is claiming that Elvis Mitchell is off to the Chicago Tribune. Okay, eww, Chicago?

Best of all, Wendy Mitchell is hosting an Elvis trivia guessing game: surely you agree with Elvis, that Johnny Depp sure is a hip slice of summer ham. Whatever that means. I hope the Tribune pays him the big bucks to invent cryptic phrases to amuse himself out in the heartland.
Elvis Mitchell Metaphor Mania! [WendyWire]
Elvis Mitchell is Off to the Chicago Tribune [AO]