This doesn't have jack-all to do with our regular obsessions, but we just can't resist spoilers. From our favorite ellipsis-obsessed correspondent, a smattering of info (and potential spoilers) regarding tonight's Will and Grace season finale (and much about J.Lo's ass).

Shoot took place in Vegas.....at Caesar's Palace......cast & crew went to 7 o'clock Elton John concert (geriatric time period for geriatric performer)... Elton's been on show before & stars & producers went back stage but he was busy fighting with what appeared to be a rent boy, so it wasn't much fun....though a certain actor who shall remain nameless reportedly took the place of the pouting rent boy in the wee hours of the morn......J.Lo was guest star for the episode, she was v nice to all, she's very very pretty even with out makeup, but the size and heft of her ass is shocking in person.....such a tableland, almost....one hears about it, sees the photos yet still almost disbelieves, but in person that ass is superb, lives up to its reputation, and like Trump's hair, needs its own show (new romantic comedy sitcom: J.Lo's Ass & Trump's Hair....)

Spoiler: Karen's wedding to Lyle (John Cleese) is fraught with problems on their way to altar, and then, like all relationships on the show, they decide to break up in the end. Leo (Harry Connick Jr. or as we call him on the lot "Side 'o Beef") makes an appearance, and he's been cheating on Grace while off working....and so that relationship's kaput, too. As everyone knows, Debra Messing didn't make the last 4 episodes, and her "fatness" is referred to a few times, which is a tired, lame joke.