Remainders: Don't Make Lindsay Lohan Jealous
1. Naomi Campbell wins her Daily Mirror invasion of privacy case.
2. Near riot ensues at Tribeca Film Fest screening of Jim Jarmusch film; pugilistic White Stripes frontman Jack White blamed because he's Jack White.
3. Former NYT film critic Elvis Mitchell says "I don't have any plans," threatens to stop reviewing films entirely.
4. American Media CEO and tabloid king David Pecker snags billboard at Broadway and 51st, directly across the street from competitor hachette Filipacchi.
5. Not safe for work: Actress Lindsay Lohan turns 18 on July 2, 2004: Why doesn't she get a cute countdown clock like the Olsen Twins?