· Billionaire investor George and his wife Susan Soros have finally officially separated. We're thinking there's one Eastern European model sporting Donald Trump's engagement ring who's kicking herself today. Too bad, too — George has much better hair. And, like, a conscience. [NYP]
· Everyone seems to think that Beyonce and her galpal Jay-Z have gotten married. That's odd. [NYP]
· The Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston breakup rumors are now nearing the second stage: publicist denial. Aniston will accompany Pitt to the NYC premiere of Troy. Mmm... developing! [NYDN]
· Donald Trump hot for Rob Lowe's hotness. [NYDN, 4th item]