Film buff Greg Allen catalogues the movies he's walked out of:

Showgirls: We went to opening night in East Hampton, and we were laughing so hard, it was offending the "serious" filmgoers. Can you imagine going to Showgirls and being more offended by something happening in the theater? You can? Then move to East Hampton.

Related: it's May 10th — do you have your ill-conceived it'll-end-in-tears Hamptons share lined up yet?
Movies I've Walked Out Of [Greg.org]
Hamptons Shares [Craiglist]