· Star editor Joe Dolce embroiled in new scandal: one of his dogs set paw on the no-dogs lawn at the shitty landing strip that is the Hudson River Park. Fine: $50.00. DEVELOPING!!! [NYDN]
· Marilyn Manson to play Jesus in new George Romero movie. Cue tiresome Christian backlash. [NYP]
· Quentin Tarantino was macking on French actress hottie Emmanuelle Beart at Cannes? After this picture of hot Coppola-canoodling??? [NYP]
· Nicole Kidman is definitely not dating Fox anchor Shepard Smith. Oh my, how utterly improbable. [NYDN (last item)]