The NYT's Boldface Names columnist Joyce Wadler is perhaps the only gossipeuse to ever spend four paragraphs warming up to a Brad Pitt item, then print the question she put to the actor and actually not print the answer. And that's just when things beging to get weird. Did Joyce — or, presumably, her legger — have a stroke at the Troy premiere? Or is Joyce being made Tel Aviv bureau chief this week? Joyce, how many fingers am I holding up?
And, for Once, It Wasn't Us [NYT]