1. Remember when TV was about watching actual shows, rather than getting high and laughing at all the scary girls trying to win beauty pageants by getting their asses lipo-ed in front of a national audience? Neither do we, but Dick Wolf does: check out the famed creator of Law and Order, Miami Vice, and New York Undercover, to name a few, at the Museum of Television and Radio tonight.
2. Over-under on the number of Diesel-clad, faux hawk-rocking, coke-snorting dirty hipsters at Vice s record release party for The Streets: who knows, but probably enough to make you projectile vomit. In any case, it s at the Vice store on Lafayette Street.
3. On second thought, fuck that lame-ass British hip-hop shit: old school legends KRS One, Chuck D, and Big Daddy Kane rock the mic at SOB's tonight.
4. Estrogen alert: female bloggers Rachel Kramer Bussel, Jessica Delfino, GirlyNYC, Lindsayism, Eurotrash, and a host of other foul-mouthed lasses dish about how terrible those 28 seconds were the first time you got down and funky at the WYSIWYG talent show.