Now the moment you've all been waiting for: let's review the three blind items from today's NY Post. Please remove the bandages but don't stare directly into the light since objects are more factual than they appear.

Page Six says: "WHICH action hero left Pangaea at 3 a.m. and called a leggy lovely he met earlier that evening? Apparently forgetting he is engaged, he partook of some heavy carnal action on a friend's couch before riding off into the sunrise . . ."
You said: "Bruce Willis" many times, "Kevin Costner" twice but wondered about his action hero credentials. A sole vote, but a rather demanding one, goes to Thomas Jane of The Punisher "who's engaged to one of those Arquettes."

Page Six says: "WHICH female R&B singer is sleeping with the very married CEO at a boutique record label which is in big trouble with the law? Sources say they are always sneaking around when no one is looking - especially her mother/manager, who is unaware of the affair . . ."
You said: Holla! Near unanimous agreement for "Ashanti and Murder Inc.'s Irv Gotti." One reader added, "I just hope for his sake that if he's feelin' on her booty that he paid to get her upper lip waxed as it's rather furry." Alicia Keys and Mariah Carey were mentioned but easily drowned out.

Page Six says: "WHICH high-fashion photographer lives in such fear of breaking out in hives that he carries a tiny vial of hydrocortisone cream in his pocket everywhere he goes?"
You said: Not a clue. One brave soul ventured to name Terry Richardson but we're guessing he carries tiny vials of "other stuff" everywhere he goes.